Monday, October 4, 2010

Singers

Q:  How do you put a sparkle in a soprano's eye?

A:  Shine a flashlight in her ear.


Q:  What's the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?

A:  You can negotiate with a terrorist.


Q:  How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  Four — one to climb the ladder and three others to complain how high it is.


Q:  How many tenors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  One.  He just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.


Q:  How do you know when there's a singer at the door?

A:  He has the wrong key and has to be told when to come in.

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