Q: How do you put a sparkle in a soprano's eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four — one to climb the ladder and three others to complain how high it is.
Q: How many tenors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Q: How do you know when there's a singer at the door?
A: He has the wrong key and has to be told when to come in.
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