An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise.
When they reached heaven, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was all decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the large, beautiful garden that the home backed up to. They could walk in it everyday and each week the garden changed to a new one representing the most beautiful gardens on earth.
The old man asked, "what are the fees to get in?".
Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you may walk in it any time for free."
Next they went to a cozy shelter within the garden and saw a lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it's free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
Peter lectured, "That's the best part. You can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
The old man looked at his wife sternly and said, "This is all your fault! If it weren't for your dumb bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"
When they reached heaven, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was all decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the large, beautiful garden that the home backed up to. They could walk in it everyday and each week the garden changed to a new one representing the most beautiful gardens on earth.
The old man asked, "what are the fees to get in?".
Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you may walk in it any time for free."
Next they went to a cozy shelter within the garden and saw a lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it's free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
Peter lectured, "That's the best part. You can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
The old man looked at his wife sternly and said, "This is all your fault! If it weren't for your dumb bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"
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