A preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.
He moved to one side of the platform, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again and moving to the other side. Back and forth he went, getting more and more tangled up.
After several more circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
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