Egotist: One who is me-deep in conversation.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
The man, who fell into an upholstery machine, is fully recovered.
Archaeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
How did the pig with laryngitis feel? Dis-gruntled.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
For as long as I can remember, I've had amnesia....
Those, who get too big for their britches, will be exposed in the end.
What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously? A receding hareline.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A-flat minor.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.