Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Word plays

Egotist: One who is me-deep in conversation.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

The man, who fell into an upholstery machine, is fully recovered.

Archaeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

How did the pig with laryngitis feel? Dis-gruntled.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

For as long as I can remember, I've had amnesia....

Those, who get too big for their britches, will be exposed in the end.

What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously? A receding hareline.

A backwards poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A-flat minor.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

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