John: Pastor, I have stolen a fat goose from a poultry yard.
Pastor Davis: That is very wrong, John.
John: Would you like it, Pastor?
Pastor Davis: Certainly not! Return it to the man you stole it from.
John: But I have offered it to him and he won't have it.
Pastor Davis: In that case, you may keep it for yourself.
John: Thank you, Pastor.
Pastor Davis arrives home that evening to find that one of his geese has been stolen...
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