Do you want to go to heaven?

Pastor Upton walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "I'm Pastor Upton. Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man replied, "I do Pastor."

The pastor said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the pastor asked a second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Pastor," was the man's reply.

The pastor said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then Pastor Upton walked up to Jones and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

Jones said, "No, I don't Pastor."

The pastor said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

Jones said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."